CALIFORNIA
In L.A., it is LEGAL to for a husband to beat his wife with a leather strap as long as long as it is less than 2 inches wide, or she gives him permission to use a wider one.
In L.A., it is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
In L.A., it is LEGAL to cook in your bedroom, but ILLEGAL to sleep in your kitchen.
In L.A., a man must obtain a license before serenading a woman.
In L.A., it is illegal to lick a toad.
More than 300 sheep cannot be herded down Hollywood Blvd at any time.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
In Long Beach it is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
It is illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles.
It is illegal for a woman to drive a car in a housecoat. (my mom used to take us to school in her robe and slippers ALL the time growing up)
In San Francisco it is illegal to pick up and throw used confetti.
In San Francisco, it is illegal to possess kerchoo powders and stink bombs (i guess they feel that the city stinks enough without them)
The city of San Francisco own a copyright on the name "San Francisco"
In San Francisco, it is illegal for car wash attendants may not use old pairs of underwear to wash or dry cars.
In San Francisco, it is illegal for an elephant to stroll down Market street, unless it is on a leash.
A law created in 1925, makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500ft of a public school or church.
A $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits.
In Arcadia, Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
Bathhouses are against the law.
In Belevedere City, No dog shall be in a public place without it's master on a leash.
In Blythe, you are not allowed to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least 2 cows.
Women may not wear high heels while in city limits.
In Berkely, you can't whistle for an escaped bird before 7am.
In Ontario, it is illegal for a rooster to crow within city limits.
It is illegal to have Caller I.D.
It is illegal to set a mouse trap without a hunting license.
Selling a piece of gold without tooth marks is considered a forgery.
It is illegal to serve alcohol to a gay person.
In Riverside, it is illegal to kiss someone on the lips without wiping the lips with carbonized rose water first.
In Ventura, cats and dogs may not have sex without a permit. (with each other?)
It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss. (hmmmm)
It is illegal to eat an orange in your bathtub.
It is illegal to pile horse manure more than 6ft high on a street corner.
In Lodi, it is illegal to possess or sell Silly String.
Zoot suits are illegal.
It is illegal to own a snail, sloth, ferret, and elephant.
No alcoholic beverages may be displayed within 5 feet of a cash register of any store that sells both alcohol and motor fuel.
It is illegal to carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.
In Palm Springs, it is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of 4 and 6pm.
It is illegal for anyone classified as ugly to walk down the street.
In Prundale, it is illegal to have more than 1 bathtub installed in a house.
In Redlands, it is illegal to drive a car down city streets unless a man with a lantern is walking ahead of it.
In San Diego, it is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a moving streetcar.
Any house with Christmas lights up past February 2nd may be fined up to $250.
Sunshine is guaranteed to everyone.
In Monterrey County, molesting a butterfly is punishable by a $500 fine.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60mph.
It is illegal to play Bingo, drunk.
It is illegal to fake an organism.
it is illegal to use the bathroom with the windows open.
And last but not least..... It is illegal to shove a stick up a mountain goat's A**
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